Funny Jokes
Flirting is a game of chess….
Posted on 08 May 2012
Flirting is like a game of chess…. One wrong move and u are married…. Continue Reading
Hindi SMS
Love Story of Engineer
Posted on 13 April 2012
Main B Tech mein tha, wo BBA mein thi… Main B Tech mein tha,wo MBA mein thi… Main B Tech mein tha,wo PHD mein thi… Aaj uski shaddi hai, aue mera back ka Paper hai. Continue Reading
Hindi Jokes
Khandani Haramipan
Posted on 11 April 2012
Beta: Papa aap mujhe jis tarah marte ho, kya Dadaji bhi aapko waise hi marte the? Papa: Haanm bilkul marte the. Beta: To yeh, khandani haramipan kab tak chalega. Continue Reading
Funny SMS
Sunny Leone ki Hindi
Posted on 11 April 2012
Sunny Leone is learning Hindi for Jism2. Us Bechari ko lagta hai ki Mahesh Bhatt usse dialogue bulwayega…Pagli. Continue Reading
Hindi SMS
Qaidi Ki Kavita
Posted on 11 April 2012
Jailer: Suna hai tum Kavi ho, kuch sunao yaar. Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat mein jo le rakhi hai tumne hamari, jis din jamanat hui, kasam se na chorenge tumhari. Continue Reading
Hindi Jokes
Khandani Aashiq
Posted on 22 March 2012
Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha kar raha tha. Girl: Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai. Ladka: Hum Khandani Aashiq hai, Teri maa ke peeche mera Baap aa raha hai Continue Reading
SantaBanta
Santa Aur Planets
Posted on 22 March 2012
Teacher: How many planets are there? Santa: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter…etc…etc… Teacher: Aur Batao? Santa: Aur bas sab badhiya hai! Mata Rani ki kripa…Aap sunao. Continue Reading
Hindi Jokes
Super Insult
Posted on 22 March 2012
Maths Teacher: Jab main tumhare jitna tha, tab mere 100 marks aate the. Student: Aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi acchha Teacher padhata hoga. Continue Reading
Funny SMS
Ek Sharabi ki Daastan
Posted on 22 March 2012
Ek Sharabi ki Daastan… Soch raha hoon ki daru chhodd dun..! Par kiske paas Chhodun..?? Sabhi kamine hai, pee jayenge. Continue Reading
Funny Jokes
Ladke Ka Umar
Posted on 22 March 2012
Ek Aadmi: Beta, tumhara umar kya hai? Bachcha: Ji, Ghar pe 14, school me 12, Train pe 7 aur Facebook pe 18 Saal. Continue Reading
Funny Jokes
Boy’s Proposal to a Village Girl
Posted on 04 March 2012
Boy: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Humra k Angrezi na aawela ho… Boy: Kucho na Didi, Pani mangat rahil… Continue Reading
SantaBanta
Santa Ne Dial Kiya Wrong Number
Posted on 04 March 2012
Santa dials a number…A girl received. Santa: Hello, kaun? Girl: Main, Seeta… Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhaya lag gaya. Sorry “MAATE..” Continue Reading
Hindi Jokes
Daru aur Namkeen Chand pe Le Jana Hai
Posted on 04 March 2012
Teacher: Angrezo ne CHAND pe Pani aur Baraf ki khoj kar li hai. Batao, isse tumne kya sikha? Student: Bas hume ab sirf Daru aur Namkeen leke jana hai. Continue Reading
Funny Jokes
Valentine Shopping
Posted on 17 February 2012
Girl to Shopkeeper: Bhaiya, Valentine card hai jisme likha ho “YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE…MY 1ST & LAST LOVE…” Shopkeeper: Haan hai. Girl: Thik hai, 20 de do. Continue Reading
Funny Jokes
Nari Aaj Kya Nahi Kar Sakti Hai???
Posted on 06 February 2012
Theatre mein Rajneeti film chal rahi thi. Ek ladki Josh mein khadi hoke boli: Aaj “Nari” khadi ho jaye to kya nahi kar sakti hai? Piche se aawaj aayi… SUSU! Continue Reading
SantaBanta
Sasur se Pada Juta
Posted on 30 January 2012
Santa ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha. Aadmi: kyon mar rahe ho? Sasur: maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya, Tum Baap ban gaye ho. Saale ne use bhi Doston ko forward kar diya. Continue Reading
Hindi Jokes
New AD of Fair & Lovely
Posted on 26 January 2012
Maa: Nalayak, kaha thi itni Raat tak? Beti: Boyfriend ke saath. Maa: Kar aayi na Muh kaala. Beti: To kya hua maa, “Fair & Lovely” hai na? Continue Reading
Hindi Jokes
Suhagraat – Zindagi Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Raat
Posted on 24 January 2012
Pati: Tum hamare Suhagraat ko Khidki se kab tak jhakti rahogi? Dulhan: Meri Maa ne kaha tha ki Suhagraat meri zindagi ki sabse khubsoorat Raat hogi, isliye main is raat to iske Antim Pahar tak Niharate rahna chahti hoon. Continue Reading
SantaBanta
Santa Ki Chaddi
Posted on 24 January 2012
Santa: Aaj ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga. Banta: Aaj to bade mood mein lag rahe ho… Santa: Kahe ka mood, galti se Biwi ki pehenli. Continue Reading
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