All Men are Same

The woman who invented the phrase “All Men are Same” was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

Kya Yehi Hamari Sanskriri Hai?

Ladka-Ladki ped(Tree) ke niche baithe the, tabhi wahan ek bujurg aadmi aaya.

Old Man: Beta, kya yehi hamari Sanskriti hai?

Boy: Nahi uncle, ye to meri Anjali hai. Aap kisi dusre ped ke niche dekh lo.

Psychology ka Practical

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe ke liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi. Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.

Is tarah kai bar food-item badle, magar Chuha har bar food ki taraf hi bhaga.

Professor: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sabse badi taqat hai.

Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aayi

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Sir, 1 baar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo.

Similarily Between Koyla Movie & Koyla Scam

What’s the Similarily Between Koyla Movie & Koyla Scam?

Dono ka Hero Gunga tha.

Shoot him! Shoot him!

In an African safari a lion suddenly jumped on Santa’s wife.

Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!

Santa: Yes, yes. I’m changing the battery of my camera.

Dost Shaq karte Hain

Lady Teacher: Aaj tum late kyon aaye ho? School 8 baje shuru hota bhai, phir der kyon ki?

Student: Meri jaan, itni fikar mat kiya karo. Dost Shaq karte hain.

Zindagi Rahi to Phir Milenge

Doctor: Ab to aap khatre se bahar hai, phir bhi aap itne darr kyon rahe hain.

Mariz: Jis Truck se mera accident hua tha uspe likha tha – “Zindagi rahi to phir milenge“.

Sir Kitne Handsome hai

Girl: Mummy, Sir kitne Handsome hai na.

Mummy: Beti, apne se bado ko Pita saman samajhna chahiye.

Girl: Mummy, tum bhi na! Hamesha apne hi chakkar mein lagi rahti ho.

Bacha Doob Jayega Na

Son: Papa aunty ka pet kyon fula hai?

Dad: Tu sab janta hai?

Son: I don’t know, promise.

Dad: Inke pet mein pani bhara hai.

Son: Fir to bacha doob jayega na.

Sports Quota

Tortoise and Rabbit gave board exam, tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 82%. Cut off was 85%. Tortoise got admission!

Why???

You remember in the 1st standard, saale ne Race jeeta tha. Sports Quota!