Mulayam Singh Ka Cycle

Mulayam Singh ek Gaon mein ‘Vote‘ mangne gaye aur ek budhiya se bole- Mataji, Cycle ka dhyan rakhna.
Budhiya: Beta, main to tatti karne ja rahi hoon, tu tala laga de.

Papa ka Naam

Teacher: Apne Papa ka naam English mein batao?
Student: Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: What nonsense, iska matlab kya hua?
Student: Sunder lal Chadda

Nalayak Beti

Maa: Nalayak, kaha thi itni raat tak?
Beti: Boyfriend ke saath thi.
Maa: Haaye Ram! kar aayi muh kala?
Beti: To kya hua maa, Fair & Lovely hai na! 7 dino mein Gorapan wapas.

Cockroach ki Party

Two Cockroach sitting in a toilet eating potty.
One said to another: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.
Other said: Yaar, khane ke time to aisi baat mat kiya kar.

Chemical Joke

All electrons were in a party, suddenly protons attacked them. Thankfully A Hero Saved them…
Electrons asked: Who are you?
Hero: Bond…Covalent Bond.

Economic Theory of Love

Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love because Monopoly is always damaging and competition improves efficiency!
– Pure Economic theory of love…

Santa Ka Radio

Santa: Aaj radio lekar potty karne gaya tha.
Banta: Tab to maze se kiya hoga?
Santa: Khakh maze se kiya? Radio par JANa MANa GANa aa gaya, khade-khade karna pada.

Jija-Saali Ki Paheli

Sali: Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do?
Masal-Masal kar khada kia aur thuk laga ke ghusa dia.
Jija: Maar khayegi.
Sali: Arre Jiju SUI mein dhaga, aap bhi na Ch*du ho.

Aashiq Ka Mobile Shop

Arz hai…
Hasrat-e-didar ki khatir uski gali mein mobile recharge ki dukan kholi…
Aur yahan ko har roz ek naua shaks uske no. par 100 ka recharge karwa jata hai.

An Apple a Day, Dil Bhar Maza Loot

An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away…
But if the Nurse is CUTE, then why not Maza Loot.