Bacche ki Dhamki

A child prayed to Shiv Ji for a cycle but he didn’t get it.
Next day he stole a Ganesha Statue and wrote a letter to Shiv Ji.
“Agar baccha chaiye to CYCLE lekar mandir aa jaana”.

Husband ki Chaturai

Husband and wife went to Jerusalem. Wife died there.
Priest: Sending her body back to home will cost $10,000 but burial here at this holy city will only cost $100.
Man: Jesus was buried here but came back alive on the 3rd day. I’ll never take that risk!

Kisan ki Izzat luti Sehar mein Bhaiya

Ek kisan luti-puti halat mein sehar se gaon aaya to sabne poocha kya hua?
Kisan: Anaz bech raha tha “Gehoon le lo”.
Kamino ne samjha Gay-Hu-le-lo

Angrezon ki ulti Juwan

Ye Angrez bhi na…
ka, kha, ga ko A B C D kehte hain
Hum inko pagal, ye humko Mad kehte hain
Jeeti jagti Maa ko Mummy aur zinda Papa ko Dead (dad) kehte hain..

Manmohan Singh’s Autobiography- 5 Mistakes of My Life

One day Manmohan Singh will retire and his autobiography will be called: “5 mistakes of my Life”
2G, 3G, Sonia G, CWG and Anna G…

Pati ka Khana

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Biwi: Jo aap kaho.
Pati: Daal, chawal banao.
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Biwi: Bacche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir chicken banalo?
Biwi: Aaj Tuesday hai.
Pati: parathe?
Biwi: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Hotel se le aaun?
Biwi: roz-roz hotel ka nahi.
Pati: kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: idli sambhar?
Biwi: Usme time lagega, pehle bolte na.
Pati: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
Biwi: Wo koi khana hai, usse pet nahi bharta.
Pati: Fir, kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo aap kaho.

Kabir, Rahim aur Mira ka Doha

Teacher: Baccho Kabir, rahim, Mira ka koi doha sunao.
Student: Ganga ke ghat pe ghatna ghati gambhir…
Rahim le gaya Mira ki pappi aur pit gaye sant kabir.

Global Recession has Affected Love Life

Global recession, Rising Inflation & financial crisis is halat pe pahunch gaya hai ki…
Adhiktar Mard ab apni Biwi se hi PYAR karna suru kar chuke hain.

Truth of Life

Truth of Life…
Every desired thing in life is either…

illegal, banned, occupied, costly, unreachable, invalid or…COMMITTED.

Fauji ki Biwi ki Aag

Fauji ki biwi roz usko apni nangi photo bhejti aur kahti..
Jaanu kab aaoge, yahan aag lagi hai.
Fauji: Aag to thik hai, par ye bata ki photo kaun kheech raha hai.