Su Su Par khada Man

Ek kutta raste pe Su-Su karta hai. Ek aadmi us Su-Su pe khada ho jata hai. To us aadmi ko aap kya kahoge?
SU PAR MAN

Bas Karo Koi Dekh Lega

Girl: Bas karo, koi dekh lega.
Boy: Kuch nahi hoga, tum seedhi raho, wahan se haath hatao. Please thoda sa dikha do, agar nahi dikhaya to…
Main Exam mein Fail ho jaunga.

Ladki aur Uska Shopping

Girl: Chalo main chupti hoon, tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shopping chalenge.
Boy: Agar nahi khoj paya to?
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu, main darwaze ke peeche hi chupungi…

Santa’s Conclusion

A man jumped into the river & never came back. Another man jumped, he also didn’t return.
Santa’s conclusion: Man is soluble in water.

Patni ki Sewa with Kela, gaajar, Kheera-Mooli

Raju: Jaanu, dekho aaj main tumhare liye kele, kheere, gaajar aur mooli lekar aaya hoon.
Biwi: Kyon, aap kahin jaa rahe hain kya?

Shiv ji Ka Trishul

Shiv: Mera trishul kaha hai?
Parvati: Ganesh le gaya.
Shiv: kyon?
Parvati: kah raha tha ki girlfriend ke saath Maggi khane ke liye Papa ka kata wala chammach le ja raha hoon.

Lady who Drinks only 1 Tea in a Day

This Pj might blow your senses away;
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti (just 1 tea)…

Convent VS Govt School ke Bachhe

Convent School ke bachhe zoo mein: Oh!! WOW!
Monkey is sleeping, don’t disturb.

Govt school ke bachhe: are u dekh, tor baap sutal hau.
Dhelwa dehwa pe marukh ka.

Ladki ki Gift Maange ki Ada

Boy: I Love You.
Girl: Meri chappal ka size pata hai kya..?
Boy: Oh Ho, Tum Ladkiyan bhi na..

..PROPOSE kiya nahi ki Gift maangna shuru.

Delhi ROCKS!

Girl: Tujhe itni zor se thappad marungi ki ITO me jakar girega…!
Boy: Thoda, dheere marna, Mera CP mein ek ladki ke saath DATE hai.