CM to Secretory: Yaar, jab se CM bana hoon, meri maa ko hichki bahut aa rahi hai.
Secretory: Yes sir, State mein jab bhi Bijli jati hai, log aapki Maa ko hi to yaad karte hain na!
A Good Day is not created by God, not designed by your parents, not even prepared by you.
It is created by BRITANNIA company. Tin Tin Tindin
Hum aapko bhula nahi sakte, Magar chah ke bhi aapke paas aa nahi sakte…
Yahan tak aati hai aapki mehak…Kya thodi si Himmat karke Naha nahi sakte
Wife: Suno ji, jab tumne pehli baar mera Ghunghat uthaya tha to kya mehsus kiya tha?
Husband: Kasam se! Mar hi jata agar “Aahat” dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
Teacher: ‘ Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Santa was not paying attention
Teacher asks: ‘Santa, repeat what I just said’.
Santa replies:’ Delhi me Kutta bimar hai’ ..
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
A Judge said..
Santa:shutup nahin Judge saheb 7Up..