CM ki Hichki

CM to Secretory: Yaar, jab se CM bana hoon, meri maa ko hichki bahut aa rahi hai.

Secretory: Yes sir, State mein jab bhi Bijli jati hai, log aapki Maa ko hi to yaad karte hain na!

Good day!

A Good Day is not created by God, not designed by your parents, not even prepared by you.

It is created by BRITANNIA company. Tin Tin Tindin

Hum Aapko Bhula Nahi Sakte

Hum aapko bhula nahi sakte, Magar chah ke bhi aapke paas aa nahi sakte…

Yahan tak aati hai aapki mehak…Kya thodi si Himmat karke Naha nahi sakte

Suhagraat ka Ghunghat

Wife: Suno ji, jab tumne pehli baar mera Ghunghat uthaya tha to kya mehsus kiya tha?

Husband: Kasam se! Mar hi jata agar “Aahat” dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

Kutta Bimar Hai

Teacher: ‘ Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Santa was not paying attention
Teacher asks: ‘Santa, repeat what I just said’.
Santa replies:’ Delhi me Kutta bimar hai’ ..

Napolean ki Dictionary

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi …!

NASA Bana SATYANASA

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Why are you Crying?

At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa aur judge saheb

A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Santa:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
3 Colddrink
Judge:Shut Up.
Santa:shutup nahin Judge saheb 7Up..

Flirting is a game of chess….

Flirting is like a game of chess….

 

One wrong move and u are married…. :P