Why Do We Wear Underwear?

Why do men wear Underwear?

Answer: As per Arms and Ammunition act 1957, all types of Missiles should be hidden during Peace Time.

Kavi ki Suhagraat

Kavi Suhagraat pe…..

Jee karta hai tere Balon ko sahlau, teri Bindiyan pe sadke jau, tere Jhumke se jhul jau…

Wife: Suhagraat mana loge, ya kisi aur ko bulau?

Sharabi ki Shradha

Ek Sharabi sharab pee ke mar gaya, par uske sharab ke prati Shradha to dekho. Wo marte-marte bhi ye kah gaya – Sharab to thik tha, Sala Liver hi kamjor tha.

Acting Vs Over-Acting

Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Because it hurts a lot when you leave it.
Boy: Maa kasam, hamari Acting to inki OverActing!!!

Popcorn Kyon Uchalte Hain?

Kya aap jante hai ki Popcorn garam Tave pe kyon uchalte hain?

???

Kabhi khud baith ke dekh lena, pata chal jayega.

Ek Pair pe Khada Insan

Hasna Mat…

Is Duniya mein har insan din mein kam se kam ek baar 1 pair pe kab khada hota hai?

Socho, Guess….

Chaddi Pahente Waqt.

Harami Bachha

Harami bachha Dukandars se: Suji Hai?
Dukandar: Haan, hai.
Kid: Itni kyon marwayi thi ki suj gayi?

Next Day…

Kid: Suji Hai?
Dukandar: Nahi.
Kid: To Dukan kya marwane ke liye kholi hai?

HOW TRAGIC THEORY FOR THE BOYZ ;-)

If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask who’s that idiot ?
If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
Idiot, who’s that girl ?

Misconception:
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots

Proposed theory:
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love

Concluded theory:
Girls always love Idiots…. ;-)

School vs. College ;-)

In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In College If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench. :(

Ladke Ka Kitab

Ek Ladka pee ke Ghar lauta. Dad se bachne ke liye badi si book lekar padhne laga.

Dad: Pee ke aaya hai kya?
Son: Nahi to!
Dad: To Kamine, to Suitcase kholkar kya bak-bak kar raha hai?