Mesaage Failed

Girl: Hi Baby.
Boy: Hi Jaan (message sending failed).
Girl: Are you there?
Boy: Yes, Yes…I’m here (message sending failed).
Girl: Are you ignoring me or what?
Boy: Honey I’m not, I’m right here..(message sending failed).
Girl: It’s over..don’t you ever talk to me again!!
Boy: Go to Hell..(message sent).

Santa Ka interview

Santa: May I come in Sir?
Interviewer: Wait Please.
Santa: 123 Kg only Sir.

Judge ka Insaaf

Judge: Kya tum kabhi jail gaye ho?
Mujrim ( Rote Hue ) : Nahin sahab.
Judge: Rote kyon ho, ab chale jao.

Cockroach ka Heart Attack

Do Cockroach ICU meina admit the.
1st: Tumhe kisne mara.
2nd: Are, koi nahi. Ek ladki mujhe dekhkar itna chillayi ki Heart Attack aa Gaya.

Your Teeths are like Stars

Boy: Your teeth are like the Stars.
Girl: Awww … Thanks. Are They That Much Pretty ?
Boy: No, Far Away From Each other.

Pagal Ka Kitab

Dr Pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki Kitab likhi hai.
Dr: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha hai?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai, Ek Raja Ghode pe baith ke jungle ki taraf chala, aur aakhiri Page pe likha ki wo Raja Junhle pahunch gaya.
Dr: To Haramkhor, baki ke 498 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik

English Grammar

Misuse of English:
Diagram in the book was not clear, so Madam drew diagram on the Blackboard and said – “Don’t look at Book’s figure, Look at my Figure“!!!

HOT Girlfriend Se Asshiqui Mat Ladana

A boy touched hand of his girlfriend and said – You are so HOT, BABY…
Girlfriend slaps and says – Saale, 103 degree Fever hai mujhe, aur tujhe Aashiqui soojh rahi hai?

Gajar Ka Halwaa

Arre Yahan bhi hoga, Wahan bhi hoga…Ab to sare Jahan mein hoga.
Kya?
Gajar Ka Halwaa..
Halwaa.. Halwaa.. Halwaa….
Happy Winter :-)

Population Control Wale Dhokha Kha Gaye

Boy: Hum 45 Bhai-Behan Hai.
Girl: Kya tumhare ghar population check karne wale nahi aaye the?
Boy: Aaaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching samajhkar chale gaye.